In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
my crush and brother have the same name.
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
i have no idea if that’s more comforting or depressing
Bless You Josh Hutcherson; finally someone who has sense
This is why I love this man.